You’re living off me and still have the nerve to complain that I bought the wrong sausage?
“Again with this cheap sausage. Couldn’t you buy normal ham? I asked you yesterday. This stuff is impossible to chew. It tastes like pressed cardboard with spices.” Igor hooked a pale pink slice covered in tomato sauce with his fork and lifted it with disgust, turning it in front of his face as if he … Read more