“Don’t slurp!” my husband smacked me on the forehead with a spoon in front of our guests, so I got up and dumped a pot of hot borscht right over his head
“Don’t slurp!” my husband cracked me on the forehead with a heavy silver spoon, and the sound rang louder than a cannon blast. The spoon was an old family heirloom, darkened with age and engraved with ornate initials Igor was absurdly proud of, as if he had forged it himself between selling sheets of laminate … Read more