I Put My Sister-in-Law’s Phone on Speaker in Front of Her Husband. Twenty Seconds Later, Vitya Turned Pale

— Take off the necklace, Lena. Right now. Here, at the table.

The diamond drop on her neck seemed to pulse in time with the throbbing in my temples. My sister-in-law froze with a fork in her hand, and I could feel something inside me click, like a safety switch snapping off.

That was it. The position of family doormat was officially vacant. I had resigned.

The dining room was roaring with relatives’ voices. It smelled of roasted goose and Aunt Lyusya’s heavy perfume.

Lena was shining in my inherited gold, while I stood there turning into a pillar of salt. She laughed, throwing her head back, and my mother’s diamonds caught the chandelier light — bold, bright, shameless, as if they belonged there.

 

I had always known Lena was shameless in her own simple way. But this? To take it from a locked jewelry box I kept hidden in my bedroom?

Fine, the little lock was more decorative than useful — you could probably open it with a hairpin — but still. The point was that she had opened it.

Apparently Lena had attended more lock-picking masterclasses than professional development courses.

The Jewelry Box with the Chipped Corner

My mother always said that necklace was our anchor.

My father had brought it back from a business trip when I was still in school. A velvet case, delicate goldwork inside, and a diamond drop as clear as a tear.

I had worn it maybe three times in my entire life. I protected it.

And now there was Lena, wearing it over a synthetic dress the color of furious fuchsia.

I waited until she went into the kitchen for another serving of aspic. Then I cornered her by the refrigerator. The kitchen smelled of dill and freshly sliced cucumbers. A mountain of dirty plates stood on the table.

Stepan the cat was intensely hypnotizing a piece of expensive boiled sausage someone had left at the edge of the cutting board.

 

“Lena, I’m not joking. Take it off.”

“Oh, Marina, come on,” she said, pulling a ridiculous innocent face and fluttering her eyelashes. “I only tried it on. It was just lying there looking so sad. Then I forgot to take it off, got busy, helped with the guests… What, are you sorry to share? We’re family!”

“It belonged to my mother.”

“Oh, please,” she said, pushing my hand away. “Marina, it wouldn’t even go with that sweater of yours anyway. You only ruin things with your petty greed. Your mother is having an anniversary, and you’re throwing a tantrum over some trinket. What’s yours is ours, remember? Vitya!”

My brother Vitya appeared in the doorway. He stood there awkwardly, holding a glass of mineral water.

“Marina, come on…” he mumbled. “Let her wear it. Just for the evening. She’s been having a hard time at work. Inspections, lost her bonus, and she’s still holding herself together. A strong woman. Let her feel like a queen for one night.”

The Phone on the White Cord

I looked at my brother and realized that in this family, “being simple” had long ago turned into a whole way of life.

Lena, triumphant, announced:

“I’m going to step outside for some air. It’s stuffy in here. A colleague called. He’s supposed to bring some documents to the entrance. I’ll meet him.”

Then she walked out, swaying her hips.

 

But she left her rhinestone-covered phone on the table, plugged in to charge. The white cord curled like a snake between the candy bowl and a half-eaten plate of aspic. On the screen, there were three missed calls from a contact saved as “Bunny.”

Vitya sat down on a stool and sighed. Stepan the cat seized the moment, hooked the sausage with one claw, and was now growling under the table as he tore into it.

“You shouldn’t be like that, Marina,” Vitya said. “She tries for me, you know. So I can be proud of her.”

And then Lena’s phone went wild.

It rattled against the edge of a plate. The screen lit up.

Video call.

BUNNY.

“Vitya, look,” I said, nodding toward the phone. “Your wife’s ‘colleague’ is calling. Educational, isn’t it?”

I tapped “answer” and hit the speaker icon.

The Voice from the Speaker

A deep male voice burst from the phone.

 

And it definitely did not belong to anyone from accounting.

“Lenochka, where are you stuck? I’m by the fence, behind the garages. I’ve been freezing here for forty minutes! Did you put on the necklace like we agreed? I want to see you looking like a queen while that seal of yours stuffs his face with Olivier salad. Hurry up and come out. I’ve got everything ready. Champagne in the trunk, a blanket in the back…”

Vitya froze.

The glass tilted in his hand. Water spilled onto his trousers, but he didn’t move.

“Hello? Lenka, why are you silent?” the bass voice continued. “Keep the necklace on, but take off that stupid dress. Oh, we’re going to have fun tonight…”

“Seal…” Vitya repeated quietly.

At that very moment, the latch clicked in the hallway. Lena entered the kitchen, glowing, adjusting the chain at her neck. She hadn’t yet noticed the phone on the table.

“Well? Why did everyone go quiet?” she asked cheerfully. “Vitya, why are you wet like a little boy? Oh, I forgot my phone.”

The Glitter and Poverty of a Sister-in-Law

Vitya slowly picked up the phone and turned the screen toward his wife.

“Bunny” had disconnected.

 

The silence became so thick that we could hear Aunt Lyusya in the dining room loudly asking for more goose.

“This… this can all be faked online nowadays!” Lena blurted out. Her eyes darted around the kitchen. “Vitenka, it’s some kind of program! Marina is jealous of me! She has always hated me!”

Vitya placed the empty glass on the table, carefully aligning it with the edge down to the millimeter.

“Take off the necklace, Lena. And go to your Bunny. He’s been waiting behind the garages. Champagne, blanket… everything just the way you like it.”

Lena changed instantly.

The affectionate “queen” disappeared, and a market-stall shrew crawled out in her place. She tore the necklace from her neck so sharply that a red line appeared on her skin. Then she threw it onto the table, straight into a plate.

“Choke on your precious scrap metal!” she shouted at me. “And you, you half-made seal, can choke too! You think I lived with you out of happiness? No money, no trips abroad, just your mother’s anniversaries and buckets of Olivier salad!”

She stormed out of the kitchen. The front door slammed so hard that plaster crumbled.

Clean Olivier Salad

 

Vitya stood for a minute, staring out the window.

Somewhere in the yard, a car engine revved loudly and drove away.

“You know, Marina,” he said without turning around, “I knew. I just didn’t want to believe it. I thought maybe I really was a seal, and she was some miracle. Fine. I’m going to go. Tell Mom I have a headache.”

He left quietly.

I stayed behind alone.

I picked the necklace out of the plate and wiped it with an embroidered napkin. The little stone caught the light — heavy and cold.

Then I returned to the dining room.

Mom was sitting at the head of the table, flushed and bright-eyed.

“Where are Lena and Vitya? Fighting again?”

 

“They left, Mom. Urgent business. Bunny came. They had to help.”

“Well, thank God,” Mom suddenly said. “At least now we can eat in peace. Marina, and the necklace… is it with you?”

Without a word, I placed the gold into her palm.

“Here it is. It won’t get lost again.”

I went into the bedroom and laid the necklace back in the jewelry box. Then I turned the key in the lock.

Click.

A real sound. Impossible to fake.

My gold had returned to its box.

And my “golden” sister-in-law had been written out of my life forever.

It became easier to breathe.

Even the Olivier salad tasted different.

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