— What’s with you and that Sofya? Why do you even need a wife like that? She gave birth, went all soft, now she waddles around like a blimp. You think she’ll slim down? Sure, keep waiting—it’s only going to get worse!
— What is it with you and this Sofa? Why do you even need a wife like that? She gave birth, spread out, now she waddles around like a blimp. You think she’ll lose weight? Sure, keep waiting—it’s only going to get worse! — But she’s calm. And I actually like that she’s filled out. … Read more